While searching for CCIE jokes, I found an old forum thread at Cisco Learning network containing jokes about the man, the legend, the hex-translator, the missing E-bit(evil) : Scott Morris.

Here are some of the jokes I think is pretty funny:

• Scott Morris once planned a cross-country trip using a Route Map!
• Scott Morris plays a rather unique instrument called the ISAKMP!
• Every VPN is an EasyVPN for Scott Morris!
• When Scott Morris was four years old he was putting together OSI models!
• Scott Morris’ home wireless network runs on brain waves!
• Scott Morris slayed the Kerberos daemon.
• Scott Morris’s driver’s license is a PDF!
• If you doubt Scott Morris just sh Scott | s certification
• There are no hidden IOS commands. Only those Scott Morris chooses not to look at!
• Scott Morris has counted to pi.. twice!
• Normal people teach their dogs to fetch. Scott Morris taught his dog to route.
• Morpheus was searching for Scott Morris!
• Scott Morris doesn’t have a steering wheel in his car. He has a CLI!
• Scott Morris found Waldo in an extended access control list!
• Scott Morris is actually an undercover SNMP Agent!

My favourite three are :

• Scott Morris ran track in high school and always won the 100 meter frame relay!
• He taught his dog to ARP!    arp, arp, arp, arp.
• MD5 : Morris Digests 5 CCIE’s for breakfast!